Allison: Congratulations.
Luther: For what?
Allison: I think that’s the first time you’ve ever stood up to Dad.

Reginald: You seem to be the sensible one of the bunch.
Five: That’s because I’m the oldest. You know, technically I’m older than you are right now.

Five: This world ends in five days if we don’t get out of the timeline.
Reginald: Worlds end. Paleozoic, Jurassic, and so on.
Five: We can do something about this one.
Reginald: Man’s greatest flaw: The illusion of control.

Whatever this is, Vanya, it’s dangerous. They do not abide… women like us around here. Some of us don’t get to have the life we want. That doesn’t mean we don’t want it.

Sissy

The Umbrella Academy Season 2 Episode 6 Quotes

Five: I need some time to think about it.
Handler: Fine. But remember Doomsday is right around the corner, and the way things are going, I’m your only option.
Five: Not yet, you aren’t.

Five: You know, planting her in a psych ward, taking advantage of my simpleton brother, that was smart.
Handler: Well the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Five: She's your--
Handler: Daughter, yes. And she's my only one, so I'd appreciate if you didn't crush her windpipe.