Keechie: Any last words of wisdom before you go?
BenKlaus: Oh my God, we’re back again. Brothers, sisters, everybody sing. We’re gonna bring you the flavor. We’re gonna show you how.

Allison: I can rumor you. Take the pain away.
Ray: No. We’re not gonna do it like that. I don’t wanna forget you. I don’t wanna forget us. I would take my year with you over a lifetime with anybody else.

Well, here’s to Elliott, I guess. I’ll miss his crazy theories. And I’ll miss sharing his bed with you.

Lila

Diego: Do you know how hard it is to trust people when your whole childhood was bullshit manipulation?
Lila: Uh-huh.
Diego: Then why would you do that to me?

Vanya: You’re the reason we’re stuck here in the first place.
Five: If I did nothing, we would all be dead right now, thanks to you.
Vanya: They’re coming with me.
Five: Vanya, do not test me right now.
Vanya: That’s funny because I was just about to say the same thing.

Luther: Allison, we’re different than everyone else. We’re special. And good or bad, that means we don’t get to live normal lives. Here or anywhere.
Allison: It’s not fair.
Luther: I know. But we have to risk everything to save everything.

Carl: You gotta fight the disease before it spreads. Before it gets outta hand.
Vanya: Who I am, is not a disease.
Carl: Well, call it what you want, but it ain’t natural. And it ain’t happenin’ under my roof. Not with my wife.

Five: Lila doesn’t give a shit about you, Diego! She never did. She’s one of them. She’s a member of The Commission.
Diego: No way, not possible.
Five: She was just using you to get to me. You’re the Oswald of this story, my friend. The goddamned patsy.

Diego: You killed one of ours, Olga. Now we’re coming after you. You will be dead by nightfall.
Five: Hey. It’s “Öga för öga,” idiots. Swedish for “an eye for an eye.” Means the Swedes killed Elliott.
Diego: Wrong number. Have a lovely day.

Are you out of your mind? Diego, if this was the federal government, they would take him somewhere and question him. They wouldn’t do this. No, this was the work of a psychopath.

Luther

Five: All this killing… I’m done with it.
Handler: What? Am I supposed to take that seriously?
Five: What I did today, I did for my family. I did it to save the world.
Handler: Please. Spare me your little assassin with a heart of gold routine, will you?

Klaus, the way you feel right now is the way I feel every day. All I do is watch you make the same mistakes over and over and over and over again. Welcome to powerlessness.

Ben

The Umbrella Academy Season 2 Episode 7 Quotes

Klaus, the way you feel right now is the way I feel every day. All I do is watch you make the same mistakes over and over and over and over again. Welcome to powerlessness.

Ben

You know, some say the best luck is to die at the right time.

Five