The Umbrella Academy
FridaysThe Umbrella Academy Season 2 Quotes
Luther: Allison, we’re different than everyone else. We’re special. And good or bad, that means we don’t get to live normal lives. Here or anywhere.
Allison: It’s not fair.
Luther: I know. But we have to risk everything to save everything.
Carl: You gotta fight the disease before it spreads. Before it gets outta hand.
Vanya: Who I am, is not a disease.
Carl: Well, call it what you want, but it ain’t natural. And it ain’t happenin’ under my roof. Not with my wife.
Five: Lila doesn’t give a shit about you, Diego! She never did. She’s one of them. She’s a member of The Commission.
Diego: No way, not possible.
Five: She was just using you to get to me. You’re the Oswald of this story, my friend. The goddamned patsy.
Diego: You killed one of ours, Olga. Now we’re coming after you. You will be dead by nightfall.
Five: Hey. It’s “Öga för öga,” idiots. Swedish for “an eye for an eye.” Means the Swedes killed Elliott.
Diego: Wrong number. Have a lovely day.
Are you out of your mind? Diego, if this was the federal government, they would take him somewhere and question him. They wouldn’t do this. No, this was the work of a psychopath.
Luther
Five: All this killing… I’m done with it.
Handler: What? Am I supposed to take that seriously?
Five: What I did today, I did for my family. I did it to save the world.
Handler: Please. Spare me your little assassin with a heart of gold routine, will you?
Klaus, the way you feel right now is the way I feel every day. All I do is watch you make the same mistakes over and over and over and over again. Welcome to powerlessness.
Ben
You know, some say the best luck is to die at the right time.
Five
Five: This world ends in five days if we don’t get out of the timeline.
Reginald: Worlds end. Paleozoic, Jurassic, and so on.
Five: We can do something about this one.
Reginald: Man’s greatest flaw: The illusion of control.
They're gone like a fart in the wind.
Klaus
Whatever this is, Vanya, it’s dangerous. They do not abide… women like us around here. Some of us don’t get to have the life we want. That doesn’t mean we don’t want it.
Sissy
Elliott: It's all true, yeah? UFOs... crop circles?!
Five: Well, the truth is out there.
