The Umbrella Academy
FridaysThe Umbrella Academy Season 2 Quotes
Diego: I'm a grown-ass man Dr. Moncton-
Dr. Moncton: Who still defines himself in opposition to his father... That isn't really defining yourself, is it, Diego?
Diego: Yeah, why don't you tell that to Luke Skywalker? I know you don't get it, but that is an excellent reference.
Sissy: Men have sides. Women have secrets.
Vanya: And what are your secrets?
Sissy: Good men still leave. Or die. Sooner or later, every woman has to fend for herself.
Five: Luther, you're not alone. We have to find the others because the world ends again in 10 days. I have no idea how to stop it.
Luther: I don't give a shit.
Five: I'm asking for your help, Luther. The Umbrella Academy needs you.
Luther: It doesn't need me. It never did.
You're lucky, you know that? You got a blank slate. Start over. Be anyone you want. The rest of us are stuck with who we are.
Carl
Elliott: "Frankel Footage." Friends of yours?
Five: Cousins on my robot mother's side. Can you do it or not?
Elliott: Sure I can!
Keechie: Any nuggets of wisdom that you can give to me?
Klaus: Don't go chasing waterfalls. Stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.
Keechie: That's so.... deep.
Klaus: Shakespeare had no idea what it's like to be me, though.
Raymond: Perhaps. But it's in the struggle that folks find out their true calling.
Elliott: Are you, or are you NOT an enemy of the people?!
Diego: Well, that's such an open-ended question if you think about it, yeah?
Five: Really depends on the people.
If you're hiding out here and don't want to be found, I understand. I just came here to tell you that I'm sorry for my part in what happened.
Luther
Dad was no Boy Scout, but presidential assassination? It's never been his thing.
Five
We don't have to understand shit about it for it to be real.
Diego
