You'll rock her world so hard with your vamp sex, she'll be yours forever.

Lexi

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• Added: November 05, 2009

I'm a witch.

Bonnie

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• Added: November 05, 2009

Bonnie: I need to swear you to secrecy.
Elena: It's sort of a bad week for that sort of stuff.

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Bonnie: Are you gonna stay [in bed] forever?
Elena: Yup.

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• Added: November 05, 2009

Damon: Why are you so mean to me?
Lexi: Have you met you?

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• Added: November 05, 2009

It's not everyday a guy turns 162 years old.

Lexi

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• Added: November 05, 2009

Lexi: What's keeping her here?
Stefan: I told you. Her name is Elena.

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• Added: November 05, 2009

Why does everyone have to die on me?

Jeremy

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• Added: October 29, 2009

Elena: You did this. This is your fault.
Damon: You confuse me with someone with remorse.

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• Added: October 29, 2009

I am gonna drink until someone is hot enough to make out with.

Caroline

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• Added: October 29, 2009

Come on Vicki. Live a little. No pun intended.

Damon

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• Added: October 29, 2009

She's been couped up in your room all day. She's not Anne Frank.

Damon

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• Added: October 29, 2009