I survived childbirth, the death of my entire family, and five-hundred years of running from an immortal hybrid. You can understand why I'm a little upset that I'm on the verge of being defeated by a sinus infection!

Katherine

Humanity is a vampire's greatest weakness. No matter how easy it is to turn it off, it keeps trying to fight its way back in.

Katherine

Katherine: Klaus made me call Jenna to lure her out. There was nothing I could do. I didn't have a choice.
Damon: That's why I gave you the vervain, so you had a choice.
Katherine: It was her or me, I chose her.
Damon: I helped you, you owed me. Now when Klaus dies, you're going to walk out of here without a scratch, and Elena's aunt dies. Somehow you're the only one that wins, how'd that happen?
Katherine: I didn't let love get in the way.
Damon: Enjoy an eternity alone, Katherine.

You have everything. And it's not because you're a good little girl who deserves happiness.

Katherine

Stefan: They were your friends. They were your family. And you just sold them out.
Katherine: Without blinking.

Caroline: Who's Emily?
Bonnie: The ghost.
Caroline: Oh, the ghost has a name now?
Elena: Caroline, please.
Caroline: Okay, what's going on? Why am I not a part of this conversation? You guys do this to me all the time!

Caroline: Well, what about when you said, and I quote, "You're a repulsive block-sucking control freak monster"? Did you really mean those things?
Elena: If you're waiting for an apology then you're not going to get one. I can't let myself feel bad, because if I feel bad, then I feel everything.

Elena: Hey, I called you ten times last night. We need to talk.
Damon: Sorry, I've been busy.
Elena: If you're mad at me, Damon, you need to get over it.
Damon: Oh, I'm over it.

Elena: And the answer to your question, about our friendship, is yes. You have lost me forever.
Damon: But you knew that already didn't you? You used me today.
Elena: You had information about Katherine that I needed to know.
Damon: I thought friends don't manipulate friends. You and Katherine have a lot more in common than just your looks.

Katherine: Need something?
Damon: You're like a bad penny.

Katherine: Am I drinking alone?
Stefan: Where is Elena?
Katherine: Dead. A spiritual comma if we're getting technical.

Damon: What?
Stefan: Earlier, Bonnie's heart stopped. She said she saw Elena.
Katherine [as Elena]: Damon?
Damon: Elena?
Katherine [as Elena]: What's going on? Is Bonnie?
Damon: No, she's fine.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie, will haunt me, forever.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.