You wanna know what I did after I became a vampire? I graduated. I went to college. I became a news anchor.

Caroline

Damon: You're choosing that woman over me?
Stefan: No, I'm choosing myself over everyone else.

Dorian: How dumb do you think I am?
Seline: On a scale from Matt to Alaric, you're right in the middle.

Take it from me. Elena Gilbert never really goes away.

Stefan [to Sybil]

Seline: I sure am trusting you. With a weapon of terrible power.
Caroline: Well, I sure do love a weapon of terrible power.

Caroline: You're much older than you look.
Sybil: Talk to me in a thousand years and we'll see how well you're holding up.

Damon, I work for the Devil. I don't have to play fair.

Stefan

Damon: Clarity over cleverness. That's what I always say.
Stefan: You've literally never said that before.

Damon: I see you decided to join us. I was just asking Peter what's the worst thing he's ever done.
Alaric: Well, mine was not making sure you were permanently dead.

Well, Damon's alive, as you can see. Bonnie and Enzo are late and Stefan's dead. Merry Christmas. I've got gifts.

Caroline [to Matt]

Damon: They buried me, Stefan, in a shallow grave. Not even in the family plot.
Stefan: Well, it's hard to be sympathetic about your death when you're standing right in front of me.

Damon: Merry Christmas, Ric.
Alaric: I killed you.
Caroline: WHAT?
Alaric: He deserved it.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.