Have I entered an alternate universe where Stefan is fun?

Damon

You'd be surprised what Stefan can accomplish when he puts his mind to it.

Elena

Stefan: I really liked you better when you hated everybody.
Damon: I still do. I just love that they love me.

Elena: The Gilberts aren't crazy.
Jeremy: Easy for you to say, you're not one.

Elena: How long until he's back to normal.
Damon: A few days, give or take.
Elena: It's been a few days.
Damon: Give then? I don't know.

Jeremy: Why does she hate you?
John: We used to sleep together.
Jenna: I'm standing right here!

I think Stefan is a good guy. But at the end of the day, he's still a vampire.

Alaric

His name is John, but I call him jackass.

Sheriff

I haven't hunted a human in... God, way too long.

Damon

Turn it up a little bit. It's not annoying yet.

Damon

Damon [to Alaric]: Guess what? Everyone hates me. But you can't deny: we were bad ass!

Elena: You were like this other person, and it's my fault.
Stefan: You didn't do anything. You were saving my life.

The Vampire Diaries Season 1 Quotes

We met and we talked and it was epic. But the sun came up and reality set in.

Elena

We choose our own path. Our values and our actions, they define who we are.

Stefan