I'm gonna take a page from the Elena Gilbert handbook and choose to believe you can be saved.

Caroline

I gotta admit, even for me, it's a little kinky.

Damon

Elena: Is it weird that Bonnie isn't returning my calls?
Matt: Is it weird Klaus' bother is in the middle of the town square?

Damon: She's lonely, desperate.
Caroline: Clearly. She slept with you.

Why do I always have to be Klaus bait?

Caroline

Finn: He stored us in boxes.
Rebekah: At least he's not trying to make us extinct.

Elena Gilbert, savior of the curse and the damned.

Caroline

Damon: You know what they say: The way to a psycho killer's heart is through his stomach.

Stefan has built himself a delusional wagon that he repeatedly fallen off of.

Damon

Maybe you're not the right person to be teaching Stefan about self control.

Elena [to Damon]

Unless you're interested in a Sage/Rebekah sex sandwich I suggest you make yourself scarce.

Damon

Unless you’re interested in a Sage/Rebekah sex sandwich I suggest you make yourself scarce.

Damon

The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Quotes

It's your party. You can cry if you want to.

Damon

Hello, brother.

Stefan