Matt: You two are friends?
Rebekah: Is it so hard to believe I would have one?
Matt: Yeah, it is.

Klaus: I was feeling benevolent.
Stefan: You're never benevolent.

You're the one whose getting me through this, no matter who teaches me how to feed.

Elena [to Stefan]

You are a vampire now. You just need to be the right way to be one. And I'm gonna teach you.

Damon

Jeremy: I told you I could be a bad ass.
Damon: Bad asses don't say that.

Truth be told, I'm as evil as it gets.

Klaus

Did I say that I was a germaphobe? Sorry, I meant vampire.

Damon

Tyler is otherwise occupied, making big decisions about honesty and what not.

Klaus

Meredith: Tell me that is not a bomb.
Damon: Okay, it's a kitten. It's an adorable, exploding kitten.

You should write a book. Go on The View.

Caroline [to Stefan]

How about we just leave the murdering to Damon?

Stefan

Where is Mr. Saltzman? That's right. I killed him.

Rebekah

The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Quotes

Where ever you go, Salvatore Brothers seem to follow.

Pastor Young

We all know the way. You feed or you die, there is no door #3.

Damon