
The X-Files
Wednesdays 8:00 PM on FOXThe X-Files Season 11 Episode 2: "This" Quotes
Mulder? Am I dead? If I am, they know that I know.
Langley
I don't know what I know. But I'll tell you what I do know. We gotta take a trip to IKEA.
Mulder
Mulder: I'm gonna X-File this bran muffin, get to the bottom of why it's so friggin' good.
Scully: I don't care if it came out of an alien's butt. I'm gonna eat the whole thing. Mmmm.
Scully: We need your help, Walter, even if you don't trust us.
Skinner: What is this? How did we get here?
Scully, you looked so adorbs just there, all curled up in a ball in the booth of a skanky bar with your fingers wrapped around the grip of an assassin's Glock.
Mulder
Scully: Why do you operate so well with your hands cuffed behind your back?
Mulder: As if you didn't know.
Scully: Are you OK?
Mulder: I got my phone back.
Scully: You're careful not to taint that, but you're willing to conceal this? [holds up his phone]
Mulder: You said taint. This may not be related to that.