You're not the only one who doubts.

Lenny

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I'm not profound, I'm presumptuous.

Lenny

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Don't go chasing after the dead, Siri, or the dead will go chasing after you.

Lenny

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Lenny: And what about the fact that a sizable group has eyes only for a handsome man and pay no attention to such stunning feminine beauty?
Sofia: Holy Father, I know exactly how to answer that question.
Lenny: How?
Sofia: With silence.
Lenny: Why?
Sofia: Because you should never stick your nose into other people's business, especially in the Vatican.

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I know. I'm incredibly handsome, but please, let's try to forget about that.

Lenny

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Prayer shouldn't be a list of requests, Ester. It should be an understanding.

Lenny

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