You are very beautiful in the night, Sister Mary.

Voiello

I'm not a man. I'm a coward.

Lenny

I love God because it's so painful to love human beings.

Lenny

People say you're a saint who performs miracles.

Ester

I intend to start a revolution.

Lenny

I know. I'm incredibly handsome, but please, let's try to forget about that.

Lenny

You're not the only one who doubts.

Lenny

I'm not profound, I'm presumptuous.

Lenny

Don't go chasing after the dead, Siri, or the dead will go chasing after you.

Lenny

Lenny: And what about the fact that a sizable group has eyes only for a handsome man and pay no attention to such stunning feminine beauty?
Sofia: Holy Father, I know exactly how to answer that question.
Lenny: How?
Sofia: With silence.
Lenny: Why?
Sofia: Because you should never stick your nose into other people's business, especially in the Vatican.

Prayer shouldn't be a list of requests, Ester. It should be an understanding.

Lenny

I prayed some more. Harder this time. I was praying so hard I nearly shit my pants. I glued my ass to my chair so not to make a mess.

Lenny

The Young Pope Quotes

There by the big dipper. That's where God lives.

Lenny

Lenny: I will never get over my aversion to tourists.
Gutierrez: Why is that Holy Father?
Lenny: Because they are just passing through.