I think dad is losing his mind. I mean I went online and looked up the symptoms. The first sign of dementia is a changing personality. Like he has to be the center of attention.

Josh

I am sorry about the Mort and Maura and the he and the she. I am just a person and you are just a person and here we are. And baby you need to get in this whirlpool or you need to get out of it.

Maura

Raquel: Now I've got just crunchy, crispy old lady eggs.
Josh: I bet your eggs are super moist.
Raquel: Oh I bet you say that to all the ladies.

Politically I am basically a lesbian. I see male privilege everywhere and I would totally love to be a lesbian. But I am not a dyke I am totally into dudes.

Ali

Professor: The masculine insists to cut things up with exclamation points, which are in and of themselves are small rapes. The way an exclamation point may end a sentence and say stop talking woman.
Syd: Have you ever been raped by an exclamation point?
Ali: Actually once I was gang raped, question mark, exclamation point and and semicolon.
Syd: That's brutal. It's very under-reported.

You can change if your magic. Is grampa magic?
Sarah: Yes yeah. He..she's magic.
Tammy: You need to steer the ship here.
Sarah. Okay its not really magic. Anyone really can do it.

Maura:I saw so much of myself in you when you were just young and growing up. and experimenting in your gender confusion
Ali:What do you mean my gender confusion?
Maura:Oh you know you were such a tomboy, initiative her initiative there, neither here nor their. Some people say it runs in the blood.

And happy sexy Sunday to you and one single malt coming right up.

Shelley

It just means we all have to start over.

Ali

Transparent Season 1 Episode 6 Quotes

And happy sexy Sunday to you and one single malt coming right up.

Shelley

It just means we all have to start over.

Ali