I will give you twenty-four hours to deliver that witch to me. And if you don't, I will personally eat, fuck and kill all three of you.

Pam

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• Added: August 01, 2011

You've reached Officer Jason Stackhouse. If this is an emergency, dial 911 and ask for me.

Jason

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• Added: August 01, 2011

You have 24 hours to bring her to me, or I'll eat, fuck and kill each and every single one of you.

Pam

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• Added: July 11, 2011

Dial it back a notch or two. You're starting to piss me off.

Pam [as she's feeding on a loud fangbanger]

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• Added: July 10, 2011

Eric: I KNOW I'm a vampire, Snookie.
Sookie: It's SOOKIE!

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• Added: July 10, 2011

Sookie: You killed my fairy godmother.
Eric: Sorry.

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• Added: July 10, 2011

Did I miss something? Are we girls now? Did we join a book club and read some queer chick lit memoirs and are bound together by estrogen or sisterhood some other feminist drivel?

Pam

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• Added: July 07, 2011