True Blood
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Never underestimate the power of blind faith. It can manifest itself in ways that bend the laws of physics or break them entirely
Sophie-Anne
Andy: ...and women do just throw themselves at you. You don't even have to do anything
Jason: Actually I do. I work out like a motherfucker and I watch a lot of porn to learn stuff
We have to go get him. Eggs needs to get out now! How many times have you put yourself in danger for the man you love? How come you get that option and I don't? I finally found a strong, beautiful man who loves me, and y'all wanna keep me from rescuing him because you're afraid I might get hurt? How hurt do you think I'm gonna be if we wait and something happens to him!
Tara [to Sookie]
Surely you know that everything that exists imagined itself into existence
Sophie-Anne
All this alpha-male posturing. Why don't the two of you just fuck each other and get it over with? I could watch
Sophie-Anne [about Bill and Eric]
I haven't enjoyed sex with men since the Eisenhower administration
Sophie-Anne
Sam: You can't shoot anyone else. These are our friends. This is our town.
Jason: Sometimes you need to destroy something to save it. That's in the Bible... or the Constitution
Sophie-Anne: Maenads are sad, silly things... relics who believe in the God who comes. Bill: Does he ever come?
Sophie-Anne: Of course not. Gods only exist in humans' minds, like money or morality
Jesus and I agreed to see other people, but that don't mean we don't still talk from time to time.
Lafayette
This has got to be the worst motherfucking intervention in history
Lafayette
Lettie Mae: If only Miss Jeanette was still alive.
Lafayette [about Tara]: She don't need no backwards witch. She needs Thorazine and padded cell
Jesus and I agreed to see other people, but that don't mean we still don't talk time to time
Lafayette [after reciting a prayer]