True Blood
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Steve: I will not negotiate with sub humans. Kill me. Do it. Jesus will protect me
Godric: I am actually older than your Jesus. I wish I could have known him but I missed it
Hoyt: I ain't never done it... with a girl I mean
Jessica: What have you done it with?
Hoyt: Just myself
Jessica: Oh ,so you're a virgin? Oh well, big whoop. So what?
Sarah: Jason, I thought I loved Steve, but I never even knew what love was until you just showed me
Jason: Wow, that's uh.. intense
Eric: Tell me, what is that you find so fulfilling about human companionship?
Isabella: They feel much more strongly than we do. Everything is urgent, exciting. Maybe because their lives are so temporary
Eric: Yes, they certainly don't keep well. Do you have the prospect of him growing old, sickly, crippled somewhat repulsive?
Isbaella: No, I find it curious, like a science project
He's not the man I thought he was. You're not being trained to defend us. He wants to use you to start a war. He's vicious and he's cruel, and he uses the C word. And he lies to me, Jason. Our marriage has always been a partnership, and now he's shutting me out
Sarah [about Steve]
I want you to imagine a golden, glowing ball, radiating warmth and safety
Terry [comforting Lafayette]
I'm so happy I could cry, but I won't cause it's gross when I do
Jessica
You know in person she looks like vanilla pudding
Sookie [about Sarah]
Tara: Want me to take a look [at the water heater] and you can hold the line?
Eggs: See that was some spiteful shit you just said there. I got this.
I'm the man of the house. No offense, Carl..
Carl: None taken
Lorena: Why am I here?
Eric: We want the same thing, you and I.
Lorena: For a vampire, you are a terrible liar.
Bill: It's been a long night... don't feel like you have to
Sookie: Quit talking crazy
Bill: I just meant that I'd be satisfied to simply hold you
Sookie: I would not be satisfied. Not one bit.
Bill: What do you want, Sookie? Say it.
Sookie: I want you. Every which way. I just want you
Look if ya'll argue anymore I'm either gonna fall asleep or start screaming
Sookie
