Sam: You can have the shirt off my back if you want it.
Bill: I'll take what I can get.

• Permalink: You can have the shirt off my back if you want it. I'll take ...
• Added: June 13, 2010

Sookie: Doing this? For the last six hours?!
Eric: You seemed surprised. Is Bill's stamina not enough?

• Permalink: Doing this? For the last six hours?! You seemed surprised. Is ...
• Added: June 13, 2010

I'm in no mood for lesbian weirdness tonight Pam.

Sookie

• Permalink: I'm in no mood for lesbian weirdness tonight Pam.
• Added: June 13, 2010

Say it with me! Conscious off - di*k on and everything's gonna be alright.

Andy

• Permalink: Say it with me! Conscious off - di*k on and everything's gonna b...
• Added: June 13, 2010

Kidnapper 1: That's gay.
Kidnapper 2: And playing with your titties in a car full of guys isn't?

• Permalink: That's gay. And playing with your titties in a car full of gu...
• Added: June 13, 2010

Sookie: I didn't say yes.
Jessica: You rejected him?

• Permalink: I didn't say yes. You rejected him?
• Added: June 13, 2010

I don't know what I expect - trash is as trash does.

Tara

• Permalink: I don't know what I expect - trash is as trash does.
• Added: June 13, 2010

(to Bill) How bout you just call us the f**k you crew.

Kidnapper

• Permalink: How bout you just call us the f**k you crew.
• Added: June 13, 2010

For the love of God - vampires nothing but sh*t.

French waitress

• Permalink: For the love of God - vampires nothing but sh*t.
• Added: June 13, 2010