Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24: "Oh Look! Al Qaeda?" Quotes
I love my son, and more importantly, I love my country, which is why I don't think my son should have access to flying bombs, or really any kind of weapon.
Alan
Don't worry about me, worry about our nation's enemies.
Jake
Alan: This is serious; you will never amount to anything, if you sleep all day.
Walden: Morning.
Jake: I am sorry; I was just distracted by the naked billionaire that just woke up.
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