I need scissors, thread, and the dress you wore to Archie's fundraiser. This is my Project Runway moment, and I'm gonna make it work!

Justin

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I feel so bad about what happened. I just thought you'd have a better chance at a love connection if we placed an ad for your special needs.

Amanda

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• Added: November 08, 2009

The writer finished a draft of your speech. I think it's appropriately faux-modest, but preachy.

Marc

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I hate feelings! Marc, when did I get so deep?

Mandi

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• Added: November 08, 2009

Oh, Mandi! You're having real feelings! Now I am happy for you!

Marc

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• Added: November 08, 2009

I'm cool with it. I'm more than cool with it. I'm freezing with it! Brrrrr!

Betty

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• Added: November 08, 2009

Think of the tiny baby orphans! And your public image.

Marc

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I really liked your pitch for a green issue. Wilhelmina was wrong—it did not reek of recycled manure.

Matt

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• Added: November 08, 2009