Stressful day. What’s he been doing besides napping and jacking off?

Quinn

Hot Rachel just shit herself on national television. Boom. Drop the mic.

Quinn

Someone hasn’t eaten in weeks.

Quinn

Or whack off, please. Something more exciting. I mean, these two screwed last night.

Quinn

We have a saying around here, sluts get cut.

Chet

Oh, are you taking orders from Madison now?

Yael

Rachel, don’t push away the one guy who ever actually cared about you.

Coleman

Hot version of you was stealing your little boyfriend from right under your nose, so who’s clueless now?

Madison

What? You've never seen anyone kiss before?

Quinn

You didn’t have a cattle prod shoved up your vagina.

Quinn

Yael: So, um, any tips for getting Darius interested?
Coleman: Trust me, he’s interested.

Rachel: Let me entertain you.
Quinn: Why?
Rachel: Because I want back in.
Quinn: I’m listening.

UnREAL Season 2 Episode 9 Quotes

Yael: So, um, any tips for getting Darius interested?
Coleman: Trust me, he’s interested.

Rachel: Let me entertain you.
Quinn: Why?
Rachel: Because I want back in.
Quinn: I’m listening.