Chet: Hey, I went to the urologist today. Guess who has a sperm sample of a 21 year old?
Wagerstein: Did they have to pump Madison's stomach to get the sample?

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Who do you think you are? Judging from this tape, you seem like one our self-destructive, brainwashed contestants than somebody who knows how to get what they want. The choice is yours -- kind of. So let me know what you wanna do.

Quinn

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Adam: You are a hateful, conniving bitch, you know that?
Quinn: Thank you. Now go start planning your honeymoon, lover.

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Quinn: Now get your ass into my office and bring your boyfriend.
Rachel: Jeremy?
Quinn: No, the other one.

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You may want to be Chet, but I don't wanna be you, Quinn.

Rachel

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Really? I'm sorry you're below the line coupon hunting boyfriend is going to offer you something more better than a five year deal with me?

Quinn

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We can make TV that really matters and doesn't make people feel like bags of flesh.

Quinn

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Adam: Faith wants to win.
Rachel: What? Oh, you. Uhhh.

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Dude, I don't know if anyone's ever told you, but you're kind of a player. If I drew a vagina on a white piece of paper, you'd probably hit on it.

Faith

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Quinn: So if I asked you to go down on me right now, would you?
Madison: No. I mean, is that what this is about?
Quinn: No!

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Yeah, Chet 'cos that's how it works, your super sperm jumping my fallopian tube in a single bound.

Quinn

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What happened to sluts get cut?

Grace

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