UnREAL
Mondays 10:00 PM on LifetimeUnREAL Quotes
Seriously? Shut the hell up! Show some respect.
Jeremy
Quinn: Chet! (Knocks his camera down.)
Chet: It’s good drama! Emmy!
Quinn: This is real.This is Rachel.
I am a person, I'm not just a job. I’ve put my entire life on indefinite hold for this show. For you, Serena. So I’m so sorry if things aren’t as picture perfect as you seem to believe you are.
Rachel
Japer: Serena, I need you to know that bet, the money, none of it means anything compared to you. I haven’t got to where i am today without taking risks and I'd bet every penny I have, the same could be said of you. So I’m asking you, please take a risk… on me.
Serena: This is amazing. I'll think about it.
Chet: You’re gonna be a tabloid hero!
Quinn: With all that press and our support, you can open a restaurant anywhere.
Guy: Vegas! On the strip! … And I wanna be Bi!
You can have 'Take Your Daddy to Work Day' some other time. Madison may be able to screw her way into useful information, but she cannot perform your voodoo. You said you wanted to find Serena love, so go find it for her.
Quinn
Quinn: I’m checking on Rachel.
Jeremy: Me too.
Quinn: Don’t. We cannot do this again. Trust me. Step away.
Quinn: What's on Graham's head?
Graham: They say love is blind, but not with these night vision goggles! Starlight, star bright, first woman I see tonight is… Serena. ...
Night vision goggles: See the love.
From now on, the only rules are the rules I make!
Serena
Rachel: I'd stay away from Jeremy if I were you.
Charlie: I'm sorry, I'm not trying to cause a problem.
Rachel: It's OK, I'm not jealous or anything. I'm just trying to help a sister out.
I have made this network millions of dollars and Gary can't respect me enough to show up for a pitch? Until Gary has time for me, Everlasting is officially shut down. Because there is some shit I will not eat!
Quinn
Chet: I miss you Quinn. I miss you a lot.
Quinn: “I know. But you chose easy.”
