Serena: August might be exactly what I need.
Rachel: Quinn really wants it to be Owen.
Serena: Quinn doesn’t care about my life, but I know you do.
Rachel: Screw it. August it is.
Serena: You’re just gonna break ranks? What will you tell Quinn?
Rachel: You’re my girl!

Fiona: Chet, you put on pants this morning.How refreshing.
Chet: You tucked your dick in to yours. How nice.
Fiona:Jealous it's bigger?
Chet: Touche!

Chet: You crossed a line.
Quinn: Suddenly there’s a line?

Dr. Simon: I think it's best for you to keep a little distance from Rachel.
Jeremy: Oh because you're the only one that can save her now?

Chet: I'm bearing my soul here.
Quinn: Oh yeah? You still have one of those?

I grew up without a mother. Your mother is a certified psycho, and we’re fine. Most days.

Quinn

Quinn: What do you say you and I partner up and burn down this Boy's Club together?
Fiona: You really think Everlasting's that good?
Quinn: No, I am.

If she’s not feeling it, we make her feel it!

Quinn

Riley: You’re my new mommy!”
Serena: No, I’m not!

Warren: What am I supposed to do? This is my life.
Quinn: I make TV, Warren. Life’s not my problem.
Warren: Maybe it should be, cuz getting mercy slammed by a contestant half your age, that’s just sad.

Quinn: What's on Graham's head?
Graham: They say love is blind, but not with these night vision goggles! Starlight, star bright, first woman I see tonight is… Serena. ...
Night vision goggles: See the love.

Quinn: I’m checking on Rachel.
Jeremy: Me too.
Quinn: Don’t. We cannot do this again. Trust me. Step away.

UnREAL Quotes

Welcome back to reality, Rachel.

Quinn

8 weeks if you're lucky, one night if not.

Rachel