UnREAL
Mondays 10:00 PM on LifetimeUnREAL Season 1 Quotes
Dude, I don't know if anyone's ever told you, but you're kind of a player. If I drew a vagina on a white piece of paper, you'd probably hit on it.
Faith
Quinn: So if I asked you to go down on me right now, would you?
Madison: No. I mean, is that what this is about?
Quinn: No!
Yeah, Chet 'cos that's how it works, your super sperm jumping my fallopian tube in a single bound.
Quinn
What happened to sluts get cut?
Grace
Adam: That felt pretty real to me.
Rachel: That's the thing with you, Adam. It feels pretty real with everyone.
Oh hey, Madison. Chet tells me that you're doing a great job, so just keep doing what you're doing.
Quinn
Chet: About the babies. I knocked up my wife with hate sex. Imagine what I could do for you.
Quinn: Oh, I know what you can do for me.
Are you leaving before round two?
Adam
Word of advice? Don't roll over for Quinn. She likes to push back. I mean, don't be disrespectful, but get in the ring, have a little fun.
Chet
Quinn: Why are you letting Adam get up all in your vadg? He's a prop, Rachel.
Rachel: Because maybe I'm just sick of being a manipulative bitch.
This must have cost a mint. You gave away $50 million dollars this morning.
Quinn
When I get used, I like to get paid a lot.
Adam
