Of course, no one should have to fire a lover. I mean think how frought it was for Governor Schwarzenegger to fire that handsome maid.

Ava

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• Added: March 22, 2012

Hi, I'm Ava I just had sex with a Leprechaun under my dress.

Chris

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• Added: March 22, 2012

Mary Tyler Moore, she was foxy for a white woman.

Ava's Dad

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• Added: March 22, 2012

If they could do the math, they wouldn't be watching TV in the middle of the day.

Ava

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• Added: March 22, 2012

Your stories are so urban, I always thought you were black.

Missy [to Ava's dad]

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• Added: March 22, 2012

Chris: You groped me.
Ava: Of course I did and it's totally legal now that I'm your boss.

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• Added: March 22, 2012

Sharon for the last time, this is my parking spot you limey old rooster head.

Ava [to Sharon Osbourne]

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• Added: March 22, 2012

You know what? The camera loves him and so will the rest of America.

Ava [about Chris]

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• Added: March 22, 2012