Up All Night Season 1 Episode 21: "Daddy Daughter Time" Quotes
Of course, no one should have to fire a lover. I mean think how frought it was for Governor Schwarzenegger to fire that handsome maid.Ava
Hi, I'm Ava I just had sex with a Leprechaun under my dress.Chris
Mary Tyler Moore, she was foxy for a white woman.Ava's Dad
If they could do the math, they wouldn't be watching TV in the middle of the day.Ava
Your stories are so urban, I always thought you were black.Missy [to Ava's dad]
Chris: You groped me.
Ava: Of course I did and it's totally legal now that I'm your boss.
Sharon for the last time, this is my parking spot you limey old rooster head.Ava [to Sharon Osbourne]
You know what? The camera loves him and so will the rest of America.Ava [about Chris]