Reagan: She's not crawling now, so what, in ten years she's not going to graduate from high school!
Chris: Because she'll be ten.

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I was just like Jack Nicholson in that movie, You Can't Handle The Truth.

Ava

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Kayla's Mom: Overcompensating a little?
Reagan: If by overcompensating you mean being the best parent since Claire Huxtable? Uh yeah!
Kayla's Mom: That's a fictional character.
Reagan: You're a fictional character!

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That's right, real gentle wrists guys. Just waft it.

Chris

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All the best Amy, I love what you've done with your hair.

Ava

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Men dressed as women? No way!

Missy

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