Vikings
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Ragnar: And all you think about is heaven! Which seems like a ridiculous place, where everybody is always happy.
Ecbert: Valhalla is ridiculous! All the dead warriors get to fight again in the courtyard each morning, and kill each other again. And then they all have supper together!
King Ecbert: You Vikings are incorrigible. You emerge from the womb with only one thing on your mind...how to die. What of all the things in between?
Ragnar: Are you talking about women?
Oh, so you thought by killing all of my people, that was mutually beneficial?
Ragnar
Ragnar: Someone once explained to me what a miracle is. Now I understand, Magmus. Your birth was a miracle.
Magmus: A miracle?
Ragnar: Yes, because I never had sex with your mother. All she ever did was piss on me.
Aslaug: How strange Lagertha that you should play the usurper, One woman against another. it doesn't quite fit with your reputation.
Lagertha: I was never the usurper, always the usurped. You took my husband, my world, and my happiness. The fact that you're a woman is neither here nor there.
Astrid: Two sons of Ragnar Lothbrok, how privileged we are.
Sigurd: If you say so.
Astrid: How many of you are there all together?
Sigurd: Can't say for sure.
Lagertha: I know of one for sure.
Ivar: I bet you wish you had never brought me along, right? And I bet you wish you would've killed me when I was born, just like you wanted to.
Ragnar: Only when you talk.
Ivar: How do we know that we are going the right direction?
Ragnar: All roads lead to the throne.
Ivar: Sounds good, but it's probably wrong.
How long do you think you can keep us prisoner, traitor? We left sixty ships outside your port, full of Vikings. Don't you think they will come knocking soon if we don't return?
Floki
Ragnar: I'm not going to stand here all day watching you try to be normal when you never will be.
Ivar: I am normal!
Ragnar: No, you're not. Once you realize that, that is when greatness will happen.
Bjorn: I wish you were coming with me.
Ragnar: No you don't. You said yourself, this is your destiny, not mine. Your mistakes are yours, and so are your successes.
Ubbe: Poor Ivar.
Sigurd: Poor Margrethe.
Ubbe: I suppose you had to console her?
Sigurd: I did what I could. She's terrified of him.
Ubbe: So am I.
