Richie: What the fuck happened to the band that I heard?
Julie: I polished them up a little.
Richie: Yeah, and you rubbed away everything that was interesting about them!

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What was it you said? I'm Alice, you guys are just a bunch of schmucks who stand behind me.

Alice [looking at Chuck]

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Andy: Want me to sign your dress? They'd buy that, too.
Devon: Thank you, Andy.

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Nothing like the last whiskey of the night, huh? Except the first beer...of the day!

Alice

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Devon: This is what I had. This is what you threw me, like a child. Go play with the dance troup, Dev. They need your brilliant fucking stragegizing. You know, it will be great for you. Get you out of the house.
Richie: And it did.
Devon: The strategy IS fundraising, Richie! That IS the strategy!

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