Don't make me stab you again.

Claudia

Pete: Okay wait a minute he dumped you? Why would anyone do that? I mean look at you: looks, brains, taste, a deep knowledge of guns and blowing things up. What's not to love?
Myka: Do you need us to hate him? Because we can hate him.

The problem with hiding things behind glass doors is that you can see through them.

Claudia

Pete: Grip strength is the first muscle to go.
Myka: Oh, I know how important that is to you.

Oh, I'm fine the floor broke my fall!

Artie

20 miles of Warehouse and I find the one dead end!

Claudia

Artie: Pete, moderate your Comic-Con panel later!
Myka: What's Comic-Con?

Not so fast Emperor Palpatine!

Pete

It's nice to know that even grumpy, jaded Arthur Nielsen can still be surprised by endless wonder.

Mrs. Frederick

I would have guessed 1508. What's your secret? Oil of Olay?

Pete

You. Have. Cancer.

Pete

Mrs. Frederick: Paracelsus has the Warehouse.
Steve: And he has Claudia.
Artie: How?