Warehouse 13 Season 1 Quotes
You know, if you were gonna ask me how I would die, I would say that being beaten to death by my partner would be really low on the list.
Pete
Father Braid: Are you saying this chair caused all this?
Pete: I know. It's freaky. This stuff is always freaky.
Myka: I told him it wasn't the watch. I told you it wasn't the watch.
Pete: That's not annoying at all.
Pete: What am I looking for?
Artie: Anything that might cause an electrical or chemical imbalance in the brain.
Pete: Oh, well, so a brain imblancer. That's easy. It's probably right next to his time travel machine.
Myka: I thought the medic might know something so I asked him to meet me after work.
Pete: Good idea. I got a thing to do. But, Myka, I want you to be careful. I want you to use a condom. Heh.
Myka: That's hilarious.
Myka: You know, how can it matter if a person smells fudge before an incident?
Pete: Yeah, or if your gall bladder is feeling numb.
Artie: Humor me.
Pete: I was just... keeping you on your toes.
Myka: Right. It's always my toes. What about your toes?
Very nice. You must be super fun on a date. Guys love that. All kick-ass action and no talking.
Pete
Dickinson: How they doing?
Artie: Oh, you know, they're... mostly, they're a pain in my ass.
Dickinson: So am I.
Myka: Artie, I need you to find my cell phone.
Artie: I'm not your personal cell phone locator, okay?
Artie: My name... doesn't matter. But I think you know who I represent.
Dickinson: Flash Gordon?
Myka: There's three suspects, including Fissel. One was a woman.
Pete: You sure?
Myka: Yeah, I... felt her.
Pete: You touched her boobies?
