Claudia: Where are we going to find a movie camera in time?
Pete: (Maxwell Smart voice) 99 would you believe the credenza.

Do people not know how to lie in 1961?

Myka

The ink in which our lives are inscribed is indelible.

Helena

Pete and Myka's excellent adventure!

Claudia

This is Adwin Kosan, he is on a need to know basis, and you don't need to know.

Artie

Claudia: Say it again please... for me
Todd: My preferred method of hacking it to use an integrated secure tool kit, applied to a safe type concurrent algorithm, derived from an active binary work cluster, imbedded in a synchronized meta-level high speed architecture
Claudia: I love it when you talk tech.

Artie: You spoke to H.G. Wells about official Warehouse 13 matters, and you didn't tell me?
Myka: I was waiting for the right time.
Pete: This ain't it.

Lena: Men are generally out of touch with their feelings. Look at Pete and Artie.
Claudia: Those are my choices?

I can do black, I can do white, not so good with grey.

Claudia

Myka: So we can't even pretend to be normal.
Pete: Normal is not really in our wheelhouse.

Claudia: Hey Artie, the keys are over there.
Artie: From here I can count eight ways you can escape. Wait, the spatula, make that nine.

Fastest working karma ever.

Claudia

Warehouse 13 Season 2 Quotes

Myka: Pete, Artie says that H.G Wells is actually........
Pete: (With a gun at his neck) A woman, a really hot woman, maybe good with a gun.
Myka: He left out the gun part.

Myka: So do all your dates work out this way?
Pete: On a scale of 1 to 10 I am giving this one a 7.