Myka: What are you doing?
Pete [noodles in mouth]: He's not going to finish it.
Myka: You really will eat anything.

Joshua: You're going to hell?
Claudia: I know!

Myka: Is it possible that...
Artie: That, yes Virginia, there really is a Santa Claus.

Myka: Do you have any enemies?
Mr. Newly: I'm rich, I'm successful, I'm thin, that usually pisses someone off.

Trust me pal, a "woosh and twinkle" is a lot better than a "sizzle and splat" or worse a "ZAP and kerchow!"


Claudia: Can I hug you?
Artie: Maybe later in the week.

Wells: For a lousy kisser I thought you were smarter than that.
Pete: Right back at you, you taste as old as you are grandma!

Artie: The Corsican vest. Where did you find that? Venice?
Wells: Ft. Lauderdale.
Artie: Of course.

Claudia: Artie can I talk to you about something?
Artie: Will it make me feel old and uncomfortable?

Artie: Resurrection is a dangerous practice and always comes at a price
Pete: Yeah, look at Mickey Rourke.

Artie? Who are you suppose to be Jerusalem Jones?


Claudia: We will talk later.
Artie: Will hell be freezing over?

Warehouse 13 Season 2 Quotes

Myka: Pete, Artie says that H.G Wells is actually........
Pete: (With a gun at his neck) A woman, a really hot woman, maybe good with a gun.
Myka: He left out the gun part.

Myka: So do all your dates work out this way?
Pete: On a scale of 1 to 10 I am giving this one a 7.