Steve: Just tell me what it would take.
Nick: Alright. For starters, complete creative control.
Steve: Done.
Nick: Budget for costumes.
Steve: Done.
Nick: Budget for props.
Steve: Done.
Nick: And you'd need to fire all the dancers.

Steve: He is black.
Nick: Is that a problem?
Steve: No. It's good. Customers will love it.

Irene: One time, I help Lynda Carter find the bathroom.
Steve: Wonder Woman?
Irene: I know, right?

Denise: Whose idea was this? Who came up with this?
Nick: Let's just say I found a lump of coal and turned it into a diamond.

Nick: So, let me get this straight. You steal my best dancer-
Steve: I did not steal anybody.
Nick: Bring her on, or I walk.
Steve: Is that a threat?
Nick: It's a promise.

Welcome to Chippendales Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

Steve: He is black.
Nick: Is that a problem?
Steve: No. It's good. Customers will love it.

Steve: Just tell me what it would take.
Nick: Alright. For starters, complete creative control.
Steve: Done.
Nick: Budget for costumes.
Steve: Done.
Nick: Budget for props.
Steve: Done.
Nick: And you'd need to fire all the dancers.