Martina: Where's the baby?
Standish: What baby? [looks at teddy bear] This is mine.

Mother: You should've killed him.
Will: Remind me to never piss off a Bulgarian woman.

Will: You know how you've gotten more playful and fun since we started working together?
Frankie: Yeah.
Will: I hate it.

Frankie: Rema.
Will: What's that?
Frankie: It's Ray and Emma's couple name.

Frankie: Someone could scream really loudly, and no one would hear them.
Will: That's ... unsettling.

Ray: She's a keeper, don't screw this up.
Emma: He's a piece of work.
Will: He's a piece of something.

I don't hate babies I just fear them.

Jai

Wait, if it was an ugly baby would we still be doing this?

Standish

Susan: You know I ran into my ex-husband last week. He's actually a good guy, but he was with his new fiancee and I swear it took every ounce of self-control I had not to shoot both of them.
Frankie: You should've. I would have cleaned up the bodies for you.

You stole his girlfriend, broke his heart, and now he pretty much wants you dead. I'm on the fence.

Jai

Frankie: I'm sorry I can't be the girl you get ice cream with.
Will: I can get ice cream with anybody. You and me, we save the world.

Frankie: Why does this keep happening?
Will: I kinda like it.

Whiskey Cavalier Quotes

Alex: This is the FBI, there are no private moments. Look, we all know this is a pretty rough breakup.
Will: Well it wasn't that bad.
Alex: Son, we have the footage.

Hello, Dr.Conrad. Very punctual. I like that in a traitor.

Will