You think they're listening and then they do the exact opposite of what you say...

Peter

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We got your keester off the hook. Don't be holding out on us now, kid.

Mozzie

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Never say you're sorry unless you're running a con.

Neal [to Scott]

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Elizabeth: I saw you scored high on Angry Birds today.
Peter: She knows you're here.
Neal: Someone has to stand up to the green pigs.

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A good smile works just as well, plus you never have to worry that your mustache is on straight.

Neal

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Neal: You need to hit rock bottom before you can change
Peter: When did you hit rock bottom
Neal: Never said I did...

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I think we're looking at the next Neal Caffrey...

Peter

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