Will & Grace Season 9 Episode 11: "Staten Island Fairy" Quotes
It's a never ending buffet of men out there. What if I pick the stale cookie right as they bring out the cheesecake?Jack
Trust me, Drew, no good has ever come of a man coming out to his wife. Don't you want to be vice president one day?Jack
Remember to smile, but not like the clown from It.Will
You are so cute, and I love that you still have that new gay smell.Jack
Isn't one month traditionally when the gay husband comes out to his wife? I believe the gift for that is a suitcase.Will
Will: Are you still seeing that married cop from Staten Island, or as Grace and I like to call him when you’re not around, your Staten Island Fairy?
Jack: I'm using that and not crediting you.