Nicole: I can’t believe you didn’t tell me about Peacemaker.
Wynonna: Would you be here if I did? Now shut it. I have to focus. Pull up like a butter face, swing like a threesome. Clear eyes, full bra, can’t lose.
Nicole: Just zigzag. You’ll be fine.

Rachel: This is child abuse.
Nicole: Not if you’re over 16.
Rachel: Hope you feel super dupes about getting the drop on me.
Nicole: You shot at us.
Rachel: You were trespassing.
Nicole: Well, we didn’t know anyone lived here.
Rachel: Oh, well now you do. You’re welcome.

Sheriff Haught, at least you are wearing a smile.

Doc

Wynonna Earp Season 4 Episode 1 Quotes

Nedley: You want to get a little more specific on our plan here, Warrior Princess?
Wynonna: Yeah, sure. Find and climb invisible stairs, yeat Waverly and Doc out of supernatural garden, uh, locate the rest of our squad, mosey on home, enjoy a curse-free life. And I’m going to look good doing it.
Nedley: You and me both.

You almost done? I feel like I’ve been standing here for two years.

Nedley