You like that, bitch? I’ve seen Princess Bride like 70 times.

Wynonna: I'm just the girl with the big-ass -- ass.
Nicole: Girl.
Wynonna: You're right, them boots is tight.
Nicole: Top-shelf.

Waverly: I really, really love you.
Nicole: And I really, really hate this ring.

Waverly: I thought I had lost you.
Nicole: No! I’m just having some baby carrots!

Nedley: We cut through them like RuPaul cuts through performances without heart.
Robin: Yeah, I haven’t seen that show.
Nedley: Get your life in order, son.

Waverly: And, you know, your hair looks great.
Wynonna: Yeah, but is it end-of-the-world great?

Oh, hosejob, this is gonna kill Mama.

Wynonna: I’m glad you’re here if it’s going down.
Waverly: I’m yelling timber.

I’ll take that as a “yas queen!”

Wynonna: Let’s blow this Bulshar stand.
Mercedes: Ew, don’t say “blow” and “Bulshar” in the same sentence.

The universe is hilarious. My best friend’s great-great-granddaughter is sleeping with her baby sister’s daddy.

Doc

Welcome to the Purgatory Yacht Club, bitch.

Mercedes

Wynonna Earp Quotes

Black Badge is so far off the government grid, they're sub-Atlantis.

Eliza

What's worse than dead?

Wynonna