Maybe I'm just a bored Moriarty looking for his Sherlock.

Walter

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• Added: April 07, 2023

This has got to be the weirdest baby shower ever. You OK, man? You seem... weird.

Travis [to Ben]

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• Added: April 07, 2023

Dude: The thing is, it's one thing to point a gun at a person; it's another one to use. Come on. I can see your hands shaking. This is cute and all, but I don't have time to-
Shauna: Have you ever peeled the skin off a human corpse? It's not as easy as you might think. It's really stuck on us, skin. You have to roll back just the edges of it so you can get a good enough grip to, to really pull, which, again, isn't easy. People are always so sweaty when you kill them, just like oily. There's a look people get when they realize they're going to die. It's that one. My hand wasn't shaking because I was afraid. It was shaking because of how badly I wanted to do this.

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Lottie: Sign up for something. Everyone's eager to meet you.
Natalie: I'm not really a joiner.
Lottie: I thought you might say that.

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Jeff: I'm taking us to Colonial Williamsburg.
Shauna: In Virginia??
Jeff: Yeah.
Shauna: Why??
Jeff: I'm being spontaneous. I'm takin' us out of our comfort zone, babe. You ever churned butter? I haven't.
Shauna: I have, actually. In first grade.
Jeff: Alright. Then we can blow glass, or we can do blacksmithing. Whatever!

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You really don't remember? Tai, you ate her face.

Van

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• Added: April 07, 2023