John: Where you been, sweetheart?
Beth: The park. What are you doing?
John: Trying to make another decision a father never should have to make.

It's only the things I love that die, Rip, never me.

Beth

That's the difference between raising a son and a daughter. With a daughter, you try to stop her from getting screwed. With a son, you try to stop him from screwing himself.

John

John: That boy quit a long time ago. If he wasn't strapped to the saddle, he'd be lying in the dirt.
Rip: We'll make a cowboy out of him before sunset.
John: It's just a favor. That's all he will ever be.

Tate: Do you think someday an explorer will find our bones and ask what happened to us?
Kayce: I think after us, Tate, the exploring's all done.

Jamie: You know, I'm not gay. I'm celibate, because I'm terrified of passing on the gene that made you.
Beth: Good one.

Jamie: I'm gonna need some time. How long can you hold this report?
Governor's Aide: A week, maybe.
Jamie: Okay. I'll look into it.
Governor: Do it fast. This is the kind of ship that sinks everyone.
Jamie: That's the only kind of ship I ever find myself on.

Tate: What happened to the tractor?
Kayce: I flipped it.
Tate: Why'd you do that? What's that?
Kayce: Get in the house.
[Kayce picks up a rifle.]
Tate: I think the tractor's already dead.

Man: I don't miss being low man.
John: Low man is what turns you into cowboys. We'll make him [Jimmy] into one too.

Tate: Can I pet him? [The wild horse]
Monica: Sure, son. In about a year.
Kayce: He's got no fear. He gets that from you.
Monica: More like no common sense. He gets that from you.

Bob: I started this company in my garage.
Beth: That's where it's gonna end up if you don't suspend the dividend and allow us to assume management. Don't look at him. You're dealing with me now. So what's it gonna be? Are we restructuring your company now or killing it?

Leverage is knowing that if somebody had all the money in the world, this is what they'd buy.

John

Yellowstone Quotes

John: Not hungry?
Beth: Nuh-uh. I'm intermittent fasting.
John: What's that mean?
Beth: Nothing but coffee and cigarettes till noon, and then I can eat what the fuck I want till I start drinkin' at six.
John: Well, I'd love to meet the doctor who came up with that diet.
Beth: I've adapted it to suit my lifestyle.

John: Rip, have you figured out how to do this without all us gettin' trampled?
Rip: Best we came up with, sir, is like fuck it, you know? Let's get up there as fast as we can and chase those son of a bitches down the mountain.
John: Fuck it? That your plan, too? Fuck it?
Kayce: It's gonna be a shit show now matter what we do. May as well do it fast, less time for things to go wrong.
John: Your logic is so flawed, son, it's, hell, it almost makes sense.