Yellowstone
Sundays 8:00 PMYellowstone Quotes
John: You know what they say about cowboyin'. If it was easy, everyone would do it.
Rip: [chuckles] It ain't that!
And this is why I said he's not fit for this office.
John
Beth: Don't touch my Titos.
Summer: I drink scotch!
Beth: Of course, you do, with your hairy fuckin' armpits. Oh, let's get one thing clear. You touch my peanut M&Ms in the freezer, I will kill you in your sleep.
Summer: I sleep with a knife, and I have a peanut allergy.
Beth: You know, we might make it through this.
Summer: If you're done insulting me, I have something I need to show you.
I didn't say stop rubbin'. Your work day ain't over, baby.
Emily
Jimmy: I'm happy.
Emily: You should be. Hope you been buyin' lottery tickets as lucky as you got.
Jamie: Ask your husband where the train station is and how many times he's been there. You want to know the real price for protecting the ranch? I don't think you do. If the goal is protecting the ranch from future generations of which you have none, then monetizing the ranch is the only option. The airport was the only option, and you fuckin' know it! You're a businesswoman. How's the cow business treatin' you, Beth? You see any long-term plays there? You know all of this! And you can't convince him. Well, I am guaranteeing the ranch is passed down to Tate, to my son, to their children someday. That is the promise that I made, and that is the promise I'm gonna keep. The greatest threat to that ranch is our father. And you know that, too. So I will remove the threat. [Sarah appears]
Beth: You'll take your approval anywhere you can find it, won't you, Jamie? Bet you're one expensive hooker. Enjoying your marionette?
Sarah: Every inch of him.
Beth: OK. So, it's war.
Jamie: War's over, Beth.
Beth: No, Jamie. War is just beginning.
Lynelle: It's a hit piece, Clara. They smell blood in the water.
Clara: Who smells blood?
John: Everyone.
Beth: Maybe you should take 'em to the train station.
Beth: You know, I really, uh, really thought the airport would be the end of us, Dad, but your business model, that's gonna be the end of us.
John: The business model worked for a hundred years.
Beth: No, dad! It hasn't worked. If it worked, this fuckin' valley wouldn't be filled with hobby farms and, and, and vacation houses. It would be filled with ranches! People don't sell businesses that make money, right? They sell the losers.
Sounds like an impeachable offense to me.
Sarah
Is fair some sort of metaphor for somethin' a father shouldn't be hearin'?
John
Summer: Hey, are you alright with people takin' our picture?
John: You're my environmental advisor. Try not to use this as temptation to jump my bones, and we'll be alright.
John: You're a smart woman, Summer. A very, very smart woman.
Summer: I'm a smart person.
John: Well, women are smarter than men to begin with, so I'm just judging you against your peers.
