Yellowstone
Sundays 8:00 PMYellowstone Season 4 Quotes
Carter: Can I still have cake after supper?
John: Hell, you can have some right now.
Carter: Cake with steak?
John: Cake with your steak.
Rip: What in the fuck was that about? What kind of childhood bullshit are you workin' out at the dinner table?
Beth: Yeah, that's what it is Rip. It's the table. It's that whole fuckin' room. It's the stifling, oppressive false fuckin' fantasy of a family that just does not exist. Never fuckin' existed. You know there's four different forks and spoons on that table, Rip? There's an oyster spoon on the fuckin' table. Do we eat oysters?!? But my God, do we have the fuckin' spoon for it.
Rip: If you don't like the room, then eat in a different room, at a different fuckin' table. Look, there's a table right here. Why don't we eat right here? Waddya say?
Beth: You know, there's this holistic doctor at the Deerfield Club? He specializes in tantric healing. Now THAT is good for the prostate.
Rip: Tantric. What's that?
John: Don't encourage her.
Beth: It focuses on the erogenous zones.
Rip: The what? erogenous zones?
Beth: Mmm-hmm. Areolas, vulva, phallus, sphincter.
Carter: Is that Latin?
Rip: And you've done this?
John: You're just pourin' gas on the fire, Rip. Just dumpin' it right on the damn fire.
Beth: I love it. But I don't think it's for you, baby. You're wound a little tight. But it is a good idea for you, Daddy. And he is good. He made my knees wobble for a fucking week.
John: Jesus Christ.
Beth: He recommends that you see him monthly, but after my first session, I was like, "A month! I'm seein' your ass tomorrow!"
Carter: Are we still talking about a salad?
John: No, Carter. We're well past a salad. This is every meal, Rip. This is where she gets her revenge.
Rip: Beth, you're not gonna do this at breakfast, are you? Because I have to eat my breakfast quick.
Beth: What? Do what? What the fuck am I doing? OK. You know what I'm doin'? I'm fuckin' leavin', that's what I'm doin'.
James: I don't care if you live or die, but should you live, you tell 'em about me.
Dude: Tell who?
James: Everybody like you.
Rip: Life is plenty hard. You don't need to help it, you hear me?
Beth: You sayin' I make life harder?
Rip: Every day.
Kayce: What are you doin'?
Avery: I don't know.
Kayce: I'm married.
Avery: I noticed. [she waits] Do you believe in love at first sight?
Kayce: Yes. I fell in love with my wife the first time I saw her.
Avery: That's how I felt when I first saw you. My fuckin' luck.
Kayce: Well, it can't be loved. God wouldn't let you love somethin' that can't love you back.
Avery: Yeah, he would.
Carter: If I don't give you flowers when I'm sorry, when do I give 'em?
Beth: You give 'em for no reason, buddy, no reason at all.
Rainwater: Watch out for that one.
Kayce: Why? She trouble?
Rainwater: When they look at you like that, they're all trouble.
John: Lynelle! I'll take it.
Lynelle: Take it? Take what?
John: Your endorsement; I'll take it.
Lynelle: You are going to run for office just so your son doesn't get it?
John: That's how bad he'll be for everything you and I worked so hard to protect. He'll destroy it all. So if you want the devil you really know, here he is.
Beth: You look sad.
John: Nah, I look lonely. There's a difference.
John: You know, the lodge is where the family belongs. That didn't sound like a question, did it? It's a question.
Rip: Uh, um, are you askin' us to come live up there?
John: That's what I'm askin'.
Rip: We've got that stray kid with us, sir. Do you want that?
John: Stray kid's just fine. No stray dogs.
Rip: Shit, you know I don't like dogs.
John: Well, then. It's settled.
