Try not to make it all about you for once.

Dave

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• Added: February 25, 2016

God doesn't speak to people outside of Charlton Heston films.

Jamie

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• Added: February 25, 2016

Why don't you go treat yourself to a feminine release?

Rhonda

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• Added: February 18, 2016

You were right. Christophe is very, very punchable.

Celine

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• Added: February 18, 2016

Giovanni: God isn't speaking to me.
Father Jude: But I am. Giovanni, you matter. You are loved.

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• Added: February 18, 2016

I did not stick my fingers up his bum for this!

Jamie

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• Added: February 18, 2016

Can I be the cop for a while?

Rhonda

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• Added: February 11, 2016

There's still stuff worth fighting for.

Jamie

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• Added: February 11, 2016

Why did the monk leave the monastery? Because he was cloister-phobic.

Jude

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• Added: February 11, 2016

Jamie: We can't deliver a baby!
Dave: Yes, we can! Positive mental attitude.
Jamie: I think it takes a little more training!

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• Added: February 11, 2016

Buddy: This is me. Just a regular Joe who likes to wear pantyhose. Does that bother you?
Rhonda: No, not at all.
Buddy: In that case, do you mind if I go change?

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• Added: February 11, 2016

Jude: What if I let you down?
Celine: It's okay, I have very low expectations of you.

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• Added: February 04, 2016