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Thursdays on NetflixYOU Season 2 Episode 5: "Have a Good Wellkend" Quotes
Love: My dad is going to love that shirt.
Joe Voiceover: I know. I do my research.
You are a lot of things, but you're not stupid.
Delilah
Candace: Will Bettelheim. What a great name. Almost sounds made up.
Joe Voiceover: Is she trying to spar with me?
Joe: It's funny, I was just thinking Amy Adam, how totally ungoogleable.
Like the kids say, fuck my life.
Joe
Joe: What are you doing here?
Candace: I told you I'd show up to give you what you deserve. So here we are. Merry Christmas!
Of course, your brother destroyed my life. Our life. I was trying to help you, Love. Altruism is dangerous.
Joe Voiceover
Dottie: Ah, to be young.
Joe: Oh you're still young.
Dottie: Tell that to my vagina. No one warns you one day you wake up dryer than the Sahara.
She can't hold a knife. One swift move and no, no she's wrong. I don't hurt people, especially women, especially women who are out of their minds. That's not me.
Joe Voiceover
Joe: You don't want to protect them. You want to hurt me. Go ahead. Do it.
Candace: I can't!
Joe: It's a lot harder than it looks.
Joe: I really think this is just some misunderstanding.
Candace: Stop gaslighting me.
It's not eczema, Forty. Addiction is not an on and off thing, and it's no excuse for being a bum.
Ray
Dottie: You've done enough. All you ever have to do is keep your brother safe. You've failed.
Love: You're a fucking hypocrite!
