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Thursdays on NetflixYOU Season 1 Episode 3: "Maybe" Quotes
Candace, I'm not ready to tell you about her yet. It's too soon, Beck.
Joe Voiceover
How exactly does one get rid of a body? I can't just Google this kind of thing without leaving a pretty damning evidence trail.
Joe Voiceover
Social media. It's like the next great genocide.
Blythe
Beck: And then she walked away, and I melted into the Earth
Peach: Sounds like a pretentious bitch if you ask me.
Beck: No, Blythe's amazing. She wrote this piece about how she and her mother got bulimia together while in Italy, and she was 12.
Peach: Chic.
I don't get it. Why do men think disembodied members equal foreplay? They're not aesthetically pleasing.
Peach
Beck: Joe is still a maybe.
Joe Voiceover: A maybe? I'm a maybe? And you're still screwing other guys? Beck, how did I miss this?! How did I read this so completely wrong?
I'm not a "maybe." I'm the one.
Joe Voiceover
Even in death Benji is a colossal pain in my ass.
Joe
Beck: Can I ask you something?
Joe: Anything.
Beck: You promise to tell the truth?
Joe: Scout's honor.
Beck: Do you think I'm unremarkable?
Joe: Unremarkable people don't worry about being unremarkable.
I don't want you to think of me like that. I like you, Joe. Like, actually like.
Beck
People. They're easy to fool, like these cops. I'm the nice straight-edge guy, so there's nothing to worry about. People believe whatever supports their world-view. Unfortunately, that seems to include you, Beck. You believed you deserved Benji and his neglect, and you believe you deserve Peach and her drama, and on and on.
Joe
Male student: Are we supposed to read it now? In front of you? It's kind of awkward.
Blythe: If that's the case, I should warn you I have this facial Autism thing where I can't hide what I'm thinking.
