Murphy: What I felt, what you've been feeling. You been feeling that this whole time?
Warren: Yeah.
Murphy: Whatever it is, are we going towards it, or away from it?
Warren: I don't know.

I got issues.

Murphy

Have any of you ever heard of Saint Teresa of Avila? There is a relic here, A bone from the finger. It's supposed to cure the sick.

Louis

Let's not cry because she's gone, but let us smile because she was here.

Doc

I've been a selfish prick my whole life, but then my little girl was born and suddenly, I wanted something for someone else. By the time I figured that out it was too late. Now my little girl is gone.

Murphy

Murphy: Clowns?
Doc: Could be worse -- could be mimes.

Sarge: So what's with all the circus crap?
Mother: When the zompocalypse hit, the boys decided the wanted to form their own posse, like their heroes, the Juggalos.
Sarge: Juggalos?
Mother: Except we're the Zuggalos. We're our own thing.

Nothing good comes of anything.

Murphy

Yeah, you and your posse, ya'll think you got us by our short and curlies, but when I leave you gonna be cryin' like little girlies!

Warren

Warren: Why would someone send me here to find this?
Caligari: You'll have to ask them.

Warren: How did I get this?
Caligari: That was locked up in my office.
Warren: Yes, and somehow I knew the combination, but I don't know what this is.
Caligari: If you knew what I know, you would be a VERY dangerous woman.

Why does it always have to be some crazy, evil shit? Can't we for once just find a bakery? Maybe a working donut shop? A fully stocked dispensary-is that too much to ask?

Doc

Z Nation Season 4 Quotes

Welcome to Zona. Bitchin', right?

Murphy [to Warren]

Murphy: Well, look who's back in town.
Warren: Murphy.
Murphy: Holy zompocalypse, I can't believe it. I never thought you'd wake up.