I had to hitchhike home last night in a burrito truck. It's not as fun as it sounds.

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Kevin doesn't know about labor laws, or forty hour work weeks, or that that guy named him after his dog.

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We're stranded here forever...and I've never seen Blue Man Group!...I did see Blue Man Group! I just didn't get it! Why can't they talk? They have so much in common!

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I passed all the classes, so now I just do yoga while the teachers write down my wisdoms.

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Do we want [Abed] to freak out and have to rescue him from some fantasy world where submarines are small enough to enter the bloodstream?

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