Max Greenfield Quotes
You can't outrun the Jewish!
Schmidt
My face touched the mustache of a corpse today, Bobby. I'm not afraid of you.
Schmidt
Maybe none of us should go to this funeral. The early buzz on this thing is it's gonna be a real drag.
Schmidt
Don't laugh when they call him "responsible," they don't know why it's hilarious.
Schmidt
There are plenty of things to be down about--the deficit, air pollution in China, "The Hobbit" wasn't very good...
Schmidt
Schmidt: Does it say "share stuff" in the Constitution of America? No, it does not. Nicholas, what does it say?
Nick: Don't share stuff.
Jess: Where are your nipples, man?
Schmidt: I'll never tell!
