Popular Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Quotes
I got front-row seats for a slam session.
My chick has got my sweatpants on. Pauly D's chick's got his sweatpants on. We're about to get our smash on.
The Situation: So, we have two girls on the burner. We can get the original chicks, which are DTF, or we can get the blond ones.
Pauly D: Ask them if they're DTF though. Don't waste no time today. It's Saturday.
Happy birthday, I f---ed my roommate!
Angelina: I threw away garbages!
The Situation: Garbages?
The Situation: Shut your mouth you dirty little hamster.
Angelina: You look like Popeye on crack.
The Situation: You look like a ho.
Angelina: You're a dirtbag and your penis should fall off.
Every month, there's a situation.
How dare you speak to me like this? I'm the glue of this family!
There are so many chances we have given this girl and at this point I've had enough.
I'll speak for everybody and you can get the f**k out. You left in Jersey, you might as well leave now.
Back in the day, they had a prophecy that one day, there would be a pimp of all pimps, and his name would be The Situation.
I'm leader of the group. I say what goes, and if I say we're leaving, we're leaving.
