Popular Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Quotes
Snooki's drunk and she doesn't understand. She acts like she's 10 years old.
My grandpappy was a pimp. His grandpappy was a pimp.
Angelina's so big, dawg, she broke the bed, dawg.
The Situation: Don't come over somebody's house at f*ckin' 5am & expect to play checkers.
Non-DTF Girl: I never said anything about checkers, OLD MAN!
Yeah, I gave them the boot.
The bugs in the Everglades are huge. They're about the size of Snooki.
Mike: I'd like to give a trophy to who did the least in this house. Let's vote right now.
Sammi: I don't give a f**k.
The answer is ... day one, I had to pull the eject button.
If anyone can help these two crazy individuals, it'd be Sitch ... and I tried, but it backfired.
We just got chemistry, you know? And I'm not talking about the class.
Deena likes to call herself a 'Holiday,' I call her 'The Holiday Inn.'
It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper, then somebody takes away the chicken and then you're left with salt and pepper.
